This blog increasingly looks like a Toothpaste for Dinner tribute site. Hope fully this will improve when your truly hits Europe in 3 weeks. In the meantime:
Tuesday, November 11, 2008
Thursday, November 06, 2008
Best news story about dwarves ever
Thank you Sweden for this gem of a press release:
A Stockholm Police spokesman admitted: "We are looking at our records to identify criminals of limited stature."
The things one can do with a midget army..
A Stockholm Police spokesman admitted: "We are looking at our records to identify criminals of limited stature."
The things one can do with a midget army..
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
Thursday, October 23, 2008
Lagerfeld on GFY once more
The go fug yourself girls have given us another glimpse into the paradisical world that awaits us inside the head of the ever delightful Karl Lagerfeld. You can find it here.
My favourite line is this: KARL: The man in the moon needs a lover. Be his concubine. ROMP. He'll leave some green cheese on the dresser. Now stand back for a moment so I may contemplate whether I want popcorn.
I'm also a little worried that this blog is becoming an online Lagerfeld shrine. Hmm....
My favourite line is this: KARL: The man in the moon needs a lover. Be his concubine. ROMP. He'll leave some green cheese on the dresser. Now stand back for a moment so I may contemplate whether I want popcorn.
I'm also a little worried that this blog is becoming an online Lagerfeld shrine. Hmm....
Monday, October 20, 2008
Thursday, October 16, 2008
European heirs and heiresses.
Paris may be named after a city in our bella Europa but no one does it quite like an European heir. I give you Mathias Guerrand-Hermès. Alas I cannot find a good photo of the man but a description of his dastardly deeds from today's SMH should suffice:
An heir to French luxury goods empire Hermes had to be tied down on an Air France plane after fighting crew members and seizing the captain's crotch, US officials said today.
Mathias Guerrand-Hermes was arrested yesterday when the flight from Paris landed at JFK airport in New York. He was charged with "interference with a flight crew" and freed by a court after posting a $US50,000 ($77,000) bond.
Prosecutors allege Guerrand-Hermes, a member of the family behind the legendary handbags and scarves brand, appeared drunk and was bothering passengers in the first-class section of Air France flight 008. When the captain intervened, Guerrand-Hermes "grabbed the captain's genital area", according to the complaint sheet. He allegedly "attempted to punch the captain".
"At that point the defendant was tackled by the flight crew" who "were able to restrain the defendant ... with handcuffs and shackles". Finally, Guerrand-Hermes was tied to his seat.
An heir to French luxury goods empire Hermes had to be tied down on an Air France plane after fighting crew members and seizing the captain's crotch, US officials said today.
Mathias Guerrand-Hermes was arrested yesterday when the flight from Paris landed at JFK airport in New York. He was charged with "interference with a flight crew" and freed by a court after posting a $US50,000 ($77,000) bond.
Prosecutors allege Guerrand-Hermes, a member of the family behind the legendary handbags and scarves brand, appeared drunk and was bothering passengers in the first-class section of Air France flight 008. When the captain intervened, Guerrand-Hermes "grabbed the captain's genital area", according to the complaint sheet. He allegedly "attempted to punch the captain".
"At that point the defendant was tackled by the flight crew" who "were able to restrain the defendant ... with handcuffs and shackles". Finally, Guerrand-Hermes was tied to his seat.
Monday, October 13, 2008
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